sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
Car comes with a pup holder
These pigeons are more fashionable than I am.
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nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go noOT NOOT
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OMG MY ENTIRE LIFE IS COMPLETE
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I’ve started saying this to myself every morning. I’d like to think it’s helping.
it’s cool if you’re transgendered/lesbian/gay/queer/asexual/nongender whatever but
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