a-fictional-vaudeville: captainamericass: omfg so my little cousin (she’s 8) loves superheroes and we were in party city and she was browsing through the boys costumes because the girls side didn’t have the ones she wanted and then an employee tells her that she’s in the wrong side so she grabs a batman mask and says in the lowest voice possible for her age, “don’t question batman” This...
a-sexy-cat: vvebkinz: sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now I’m so sleepy of your shit
Doctor: *eliminates self from history*
Doctor: *is found by children using Google*
googleimages: vagisodium: googleimages: leonardo dicaprio is going to make such a good gatsby yeah he’s gonna be a great gatsby
j-moriarty: joeshmo: shavingryansprivates: romeo romeo where the fuck is you, romeo Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”. SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP...
wonderingaboutfandoms: letyourjourneystart: According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
senpai-has-noticed-you: sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
mmtion: on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
aiclan: nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go noOT NOOT
biaineanderson: space-cops: w1gglytuff: it’s cool if you’re transgendered/lesbian/gay/queer/asexual/nongender whatever but nope i’m crying
rattyburville: merrymrdarcy: so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?” and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSSSSSSS” I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER LINE ASKED...
alex-day-music: fyalexday: Laughing forever ...
sweettasteofbitter: girlhearted: how to make children put the thing in the thing wait for a little bit baby #that’s how you make cookies too
cas-get-into-my-ass: blowmeharry: shellfish-machines: i really don’t understand how a lot of you are single because you’re all attractive and have good music taste like what more do people want sanity people are so demanding
peetasboxers: danboobs: peetasboxers: iamamityandcandor: peetasboxers: BOYS GIRLS DO NOT LIKE IT WHEN YOUR PANTS ARE HITTING THE GROUND WE DONT NEED TO SEE WHAT UNDERWEAR YOU ARE WEARING WE DO NOT FIND IT ATTRACTIVE PLEASE PULL YOUR PANTS UP this has been a public service announcement Oh the irony what irony your url is peetasboxers oh
b-nksy: I think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time
treatherlikeroyaltymycroft: restlesslyaspiring: oathkeeping: when a fanfiction you love ends but then you find out it has a sequel is that the king of sweden is that the king of sweden
lovelydyedlocks: That internal struggle between wanting to grow your hair out and also wanting to chop it all off.
otomuragakuya: a sentence will always look like poetry if you hit enter a lot
birds-bones: Hey! Did you know: sex is okay so is masturbation watching porn won’t make you impure one night stands are okay too having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay sex with the same gender is alright not having sex doesn’t make you a prude your body your choice no matter your gender shaming other people for who they...
theworldsaplayground: I feel like Clara is the anti-Doctor. He has past lives with different faces, but is the same man. She has past lives with the same face, but is a different woman.