Jaaaaaa vill leevaa ja vill döö i nooordeeen!! :D #Sverigesnationaldag #6eJuni #Nationaldagen #stoltsvensk (at Hemma)
omfg so my little cousin (she’s 8) loves superheroes and we were in party city and she was browsing through the boys costumes because the girls side didn’t have the ones she wanted and then an employee tells her that she’s in the wrong side so she grabs a batman mask and says in the lowest voice possible for her age, “don’t question batman”
This little child is me.
One day, I’ll be queen of space.
sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now
I’m so sleepy of your shit
- Doctor: *eliminates self from history*
- Doctor: *is found by children using Google*
leonardo dicaprio is going to make such a good gatsby
yeah he’s gonna be a great gatsby
where the fuck is you, romeo
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.
why the fuck is you romeo
Once you reach your 6th Year in Hogwarts, you start to get used to all the shit.